other: mongolian spotted

So, around teenagerism i noticed i had this bruisey looking thing right above my butt that would never go away. No one really knew what it was so I started looking it up and found out it was a mongolian spot. Anyway although some think it isn't there anymore (i won't name names) - they are wrong! My spot still thrives on my ass and now you can read all about it on wikipedia.
And not only does this spot give personality to my ass, it also links me to my native hungarian people or possibly proves that i am native american or asian. Now I finally have an adequate reason to claim "other minority" on the ethnicity questionares.

I am also going to be claiming that i am a lesbian from now on so i can get the following scholarship...

> From: <kcgorczyca@aol.com>
> To:
> Sent: Monday, February 18, 2008 5:38 PM
> Subject: LGVMA Scholarships- please forward to student affairs
>
>
> > LGVMA Student Scholarship
> >
> > Each year, the Lesbian and Gay Veterinary Medical Association awards
> > two scholarships to veterinary students who support our mission. The
> > LGVMA is a United States and Canadian organization of lesbian, gay,
> > bisexual, and transgendered veterinarians, veterinary students,
> > technicians and their supporters. The organization works to provide
> > support for individuals, to educate the community, and to provide a
> > forum for information exchange and social interaction in order to
> > foster a professional climate in which its members can achieve their
> > full potential.
> >
> > Application Deadline May 15, 2008.
> > Scholarship Awarded Summer 2008
> > www.lgvma.org for more information and application.